There’s an outbreak of malaria.
Everyone takes the necessary precautions to avoid mosquitoes.
You’re outside, when a mosquito lands on your arm.
You raise your hand to it, ready to kill it.
Then it squeaks. Curious, you lower your ear to it.
You can just barely make out “Not all mosquitoes”.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
this cat looks stoked as hell
thats just butter in a hotdog bun
Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing
lmao wrong fandom sweetie
Percy was pompous, but he came to fight with his family in the end. Not only that, but Percy just chose the wrong side and had a different view from his family- much like Sirius Black.
It was Arthur who said the ministry was using Percy, and how do you think it makes a person feel when their own parents don’t think they get to a certain point based on their own abilities?
It was also Arthur who told him to leave, instead of trying to understand his son.
Percy was an ass, but then again, you can say that about Arthur too- who is supposedly one of the nicest dudes.
l m a o w r o n g f a n d o m s w e e t i ea glorious but stressful day for the pjo fandom
WHEN YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A CHARACTER WITHOUT SPECIFICATION HOW IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF ITS PERCY JACKSON OR PERCY WEASLEY CALM DOWN
ur literally the only one yelling calm down
because its blue, blue food is like a huge thing in the percy Jackson fandom ….
Blue is also a big thing in Doctor Who’s fandom, sweetie.
ItS BLEu COKE ThAT S OUR THIG N
okay now i’m only waiting for the supernatural gif
Who do people NOT realize this is a PJO thing like ???? It is said iN THE BOOKS that he loves this kinda drink and unless you havent read the books which maybe they haven’t?? You would know this? Its not like Like “aw yea this strangely colored coke im gonna share it with percy from hp bc idk why!! BUt itT says percy!”
This post is a mess
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”
oh my god did you even bother reading the post
"not ALL dogs"
Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon.
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles